Ladies and gentlemen, have you ever heard of a little thing called Libra? No, not the zodiac sign, I’m talking about the new cryptocurrency that Facebook is trying to push on us. Well, let me tell you, Libra is not just a currency, it’s a best friend.
First of all, Libra is always there for you. Unlike your human friends who flake on plans, Libra is always ready to go out and buy you a drink. And unlike your ex, Libra doesn’t judge you for buying that fifth round of shots.
But what really sets Libra apart from the rest is its reliability. I mean, have you ever tried to rely on a friend to always have cash on them? It’s like trying to find a needle in a haystack. But with Libra, you’ll never have to worry about being broke again. Just transfer some money to your Libra account and boom, instant wealth.
And let’s not forget about the privacy aspect of Libra. Unlike your nosy friends who always want to know what you’re spending your money on, Libra keeps your transactions private. So you can finally buy that embarrassing self-help book without anyone finding out.
But here’s the best part: Libra is always up for adventure. Sure, your friends may not be down to go bungee jumping or skydiving, but Libra is always game. Just transfer some money to a travel website and you and Libra can be on a plane to anywhere in the world.
Now, I know what you’re thinking, “But wait, isn’t Libra a digital currency? How can it be my best friend?” Well, let me tell you, in the future, robots will be our best friends. They’ll be more reliable than any human, and hey, they won’t judge you for your questionable taste in music.
Also, Did you know the oldest known sample of the smallpox virus has been found in the teeth of a 17th century child buried in Lithuania. It’s crazy how these things get preserved over centuries.
So, in conclusion, forget your human friends, Libra is the best friend you never knew you needed. And remember, if you don’t have Libra, you’re basically living in the stone age.