Ladies and gentlemen, gather ’round and listen close because I’m about to blow your mind with some astrological knowledge that’ll knock your socks off. Are you ready? Here goes nothing. Astrology compatibility by date of birth is a bunch of hooey. That’s right, I said it.
You see, just because someone was born on the same day as you, doesn’t mean you’re meant to be together. It’s like saying just because we both like pizza, we’re meant to be best friends. It’s ridiculous.
And let’s not forget about the ancient art of fortune telling. You know, the one where they used to predict the future by observing the flights of birds? That’s right, they would just look up in the sky and be like, “Oh, a flock of geese just flew over. Looks like I’m gonna have a great day!” I mean, talk about hit or miss.
But you know what’s even more hit or miss? Astrology compatibility by date of birth. I mean, just because someone was born on the same day as you, does that really mean you’re meant to be together? I think not.
So, my dear friends, don’t waste your time looking for love based on astrological compatibility. Instead, focus on the things that truly matter like shared interests, values, and a sense of humor. Because let’s be real, laughter is the best aphrodisiac.
And speaking of laughter, did you know that the average person will spend six months of their life laughing? So, go out there and find someone who makes you laugh, regardless of their astrological sign.
In conclusion, astrology compatibility by date of birth is nothing but a load of balderdash. So, just live your life and love who you want to love. And remember, laughter is the key to a happy relationship. Thank you and good night!
