Are you tired of constantly fighting with your significant other, only to find out that it’s because they’re a water sign and you’re a fire sign? Well, fear not! With our new and improved astrological compatibility system for marriage, you can finally find your perfect match based on the ancient art of nonsense.
First, let’s take a look at the four elements: fire, water, earth, and air. Fire signs, such as Aries, Leo, and Sagittarius, are known for their fiery passion and strong personalities. Water signs, such as Cancer, Scorpio, and Pisces, are known for their emotional depth and sensitivity. Earth signs, such as Taurus, Virgo, and Capricorn, are known for their practicality and stability. And finally, air signs, such as Gemini, Libra, and Aquarius, are known for their intelligence and social charm.
But what if you’re not just looking for a partner who complements your element, but also someone who shares your love of unicorns and conspiracy theories? That’s where our new compatibility system comes in.
Introducing the Unicorn-Conspiracy Compatibility Score (UCCS)! This revolutionary system takes into account not only your astrological element, but also your level of belief in unicorns and conspiracy theories. So, whether you’re a fire sign who believes in the existence of hidden government organizations controlling the world, or a water sign who thinks unicorns are real and roaming the earth, you can find your perfect match with ease.
But it’s not just about finding someone who shares your beliefs, it’s also about finding someone who can challenge them. That’s why we’ve also introduced the Debate-o-Meter (DoM). This feature measures your ability to argue and debate with your partner, ensuring that you’ll always have a healthy and stimulating relationship.
So, whether you’re a stubborn Taurus who needs a partner who can keep up with your stubbornness, or a flexible Gemini who needs a partner who can keep up with your constant change of opinions, our new compatibility system has got you covered.
In conclusion, forget about the traditional compatibility methods and embrace the new age of nonsense with our Unicorn-Conspiracy Compatibility Score and Debate-o-Meter. Happy hunting!
*Disclaimer: This is a satire and complete nonsense, please don’t take it seriously 🙂
